January 24, 2006

Things to do when you're retired

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 10:55 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 LOL! Oh yes, I'm copying this and sending it to my mom!!!

Posted by: vw bug at January 25, 2006 03:35 PM (k+jIa)

2 I think that this WAS my mom...

Posted by: physics geek at January 26, 2006 01:43 PM (Xvrs7)

3 The version I saw had "That car had a kerry-edwards sticker on the bumper and mine was parked around the corner."

Posted by: frank borger at January 28, 2006 08:31 AM (TAX2k)

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