I didn't actually watch it last night because (a) I had some clothes to fold and (b) we need to get this crap over with. Seriously, this 2008 campaign started back 2001. Just have a nice tall glass of STFU and get on with the voting.

Anyway. Stephen Green livedrunkblogged the event. Some of his comments are quite insightful:

7:14pm To Romney: “Are these other jokers really tax cutters?” Again, Paul got stiffed. Again, Romney appears stiff. You know what bugs me about Romney? If his hair were even only slightly curly, you’d swear he was a Viagra-laced penis. The man is erect.

7:14.5pm Mormon Erectus.
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7:27pm Once you start to think of Romney as a six-foot-tall erect penis, you just can’t see him any other way. I mean, watch the guy with that in mind and tell me I’m wrong. “We’re the party of fiscal responsibility. Bulging, thrusting fiscal responsibility.”
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7:44pm The Giant Man Penis has some penetrating insights on China and the economy.
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7:56pm Giuliani just accused Romney of being too lawyerly. Which is probably true, especially if the lawyer in question is a six-foot man penis.
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8:31pm The six-foot man-penis is running on his record, and his record is stiffly pro-life and anti-gay. Very stiffly anti-gay. Suspiciously stiffly and handsomely anti-gay.

Good times, good times.

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