May 16, 2006
I pretend that I don't like amnesty, but everyone knows that we're going to do it anyway.
I'm going to secure the borders by sending some National Guardsmen down to push some pencils around. That'll really, really scare the illegal immigrants.
Catch-and-release is a failure which I'll end right after amnesty makes all of the illegals legal.
The hi-tech fence we're building at some point in the future won't be completed during my term, so don't worry if you see nothing being done. It's a feature, not a bug.
Finally, if you heard anything different during this speech than you did back in 2001, please stay asleep. I'm counting on it.
Thank you, and good night. Now go away and stop bothering me.
You might say that I'm a bit underwhelmed. Apparently I'm not the only one.
Mrs. IMAO(the artist formerly known as Sarah K.) was not impressed.
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