December 29, 2004

STFU already

Really. Just shut your ever loving pie-hole, you political agenda driven mental effing midgets. Heat wave? Global warming. Cold snap? Global warming. Earthquake? Global warming. Socks don't match? Global warming. Your favorite NFL team loses? Global warming. Martha Stewart? A morality tale of capitalism taken to its logical conclusion. Which causes global warming.

Right after I heard about the tsunami disaster, I predicted to my wife that global warming, and therefore the US, would be blamed for the earthquake. My wife, sweet, trusting person that she is, thought I was full of crap. Okay, she has a point, but I was correct. History books are being re-edited right now and a new entry is being added: "George Bush responsible for 60,000 deaths around the Indian Ocean."

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Update: Dean has a more reasoned response, but the gist is the same.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 01:59 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Actually, those 4 Packers losses at Lambeau this year WERE caused by global warming. Or at least I like THAT explanation better than any alternative ones which are based on the quality of the team's talent pool :-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 29, 2004 06:04 PM (tJfh1)

2 At least your team has a winning record. The Dolphins are using a realllllly long periscope to examine the .500 terrain.

Posted by: physics geek at December 29, 2004 06:44 PM (Xvrs7)

3 Check out: for more fun with global warming chicken littles

Posted by: don at December 30, 2004 01:43 PM (R9DSb)

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