December 29, 2004
Really. Just shut your ever loving pie-hole, you political agenda driven mental effing midgets. Heat wave? Global warming. Cold snap? Global warming. Earthquake? Global warming
. Socks don't match? Global warming. Your favorite NFL team loses? Global warming. Martha Stewart? A morality tale of capitalism taken to its logical conclusion. Which causes global warming.
Right after I heard about the tsunami disaster, I predicted to my wife that global warming, and therefore the US, would be blamed for the earthquake. My wife, sweet, trusting person that she is, thought I was full of crap. Okay, she has a point, but I was correct. History books are being re-edited right now and a new entry is being added: "George Bush responsible for 60,000 deaths around the Indian Ocean."
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Update: Dean has a more reasoned response, but the gist is the same.
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Actually, those 4 Packers losses at Lambeau this year WERE caused by global warming.
Or at least I like THAT explanation better than any alternative ones which are based on the quality of the team's talent pool :-)
Posted by: Harvey at December 29, 2004 06:04 PM (tJfh1)
At least your team has a winning record. The Dolphins are using a realllllly long periscope to examine the .500 terrain.
Posted by: physics geek at December 29, 2004 06:44 PM (Xvrs7)
for more fun with global warming chicken littles
Posted by: don at December 30, 2004 01:43 PM (R9DSb)
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