December 03, 2004

Some Christmas tree history

A lot of the posts the rest of this year may look familiar to those who visited my old site. Well, they seem worth revisting. To me, anyway. Even though I'm having trouble decorating this blog for the holidays, I can at least post lame holiday humor. Here goes the first in a series of repeats:

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.


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1 Sorry to go off-topic - but have you seen this?? 2004 Weblog Awards: Liberal Blogs Admit Cheating

Posted by: nikita demosthenes at December 05, 2004 04:22 AM (OX7Yf)

2 Hmmm- It looks like LGF is fighting fire with fire. Look at the top spot & then refresh the page a few times... I guess lizards make better techies than lefties- Seriously - I hate the fact that anyone would screw up the poll for others-

Posted by: nikita demosthenes at December 05, 2004 05:19 AM (OX7Yf)

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