Oh, I'm an asshat and I'm okay.
I eat all night and I fart all day.

Chorus:
He's an asshat and he's okay.
He eats all night and farts all day.

I tell false tales, I'm full of shit,
I am a big fat liar.
I like to wear my asshat and hang around with stars.

He tells false tales; he's full of shit.
He is a big fat liar.
He likes to wear his asshat and hang around with stars.

Chorus

I make bullshit, I bitch and moan,
I have a little pee-pee.
I like to badger people,
but whine when it's done to me.

Chorus

I am slob, I wear some crap
cheap blue jeans and a cap.
I am the biggest asshat
Behind this other chap.

Chorus

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