July 07, 2004

Revised blonde Michael Moore supporter joke

Everyone is aware of the dumb blonde stereotype. They're supposed to be mindless idiots, dimly aware of the world around them and challenged by the simplest of facts, such as water being wet. It occurs to me that this is a pretty good description of Michael Moore's followers and that I can adapt pretty much any blonde joke in existence to ridicule the Moore-ons instead. On with joke #1:

A Michael Moore supporter gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.

As soon as he boarded the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.

He sort of forgets where he is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts 'BE SILENT!'.

There was pin-drop silence every where and everybody is looking at the Michael Moore supporter and the angry Pilot. He stared at the pilot in silence for a moment and all of a sudden started shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 05:43 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 LOL! Never heard that one before :-)

Posted by: Harvey at July 08, 2004 10:23 PM (tJfh1)

2 One of my favorites. Tell it aloud to someone and watch the (usuallly) delayed reaction.

Posted by: physics geek at July 09, 2004 04:21 PM (Xvrs7)

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