May 12, 2008

Reality check

So some borderline retarded douchbags think that Cassy Fiano is fat? Really? I mean, WTFing really?! I guess that if your ideal woman is one that you can hold up to a light buld to see if she's pregnant, then sure, Cassy might appear chunky. Here on planet Earth, she's actually a lovely, sexy woman, with appealing curves. She doesn't even fall into the Rubinesque category of curvaceous. Anyway, I'll give Cassy the last word:

Um, yeah. Compared to that, I guess I am a whale. Heaven forbid I eat three meals a day, get moderate exercize, and wear a size 8. And I can't help the fact that God gave me really, really big breasts. They started growing when I hit puberty and kind of never stopped -- and they don't get smaller, no matter how much I work out (believe me, I've tried). So, it's a little bit beyond my control.

I lied: I've got some final thoughts on this subject. If your ideal woman is the Skeletor-looking cadavers so prevalent among today's fashion models, who look like they survive on a diet of heroin, coffee and cigarettes, then sure, a real woman will look like someone eating food for an entire Third World nation. The rest of us will continue to enjoy women who actually look like women.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 08:37 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Were I not married, I could seriously go for an armful of that, because she has that "comfortably soft" look that I so adore.

Posted by: Harvey at May 12, 2008 08:42 PM (VSEpa)

2 While I am overweight, I never get 'skinny' when I do lose it. I like a little "cush'n for the push'n".

Posted by: vw bug at May 13, 2008 05:25 AM (FPOeI)

3 Val, it's a good thing you said that and not me, because I'd be accused of being a sexist pig. It's true, of course, but it still hurts. ::sniff::

Posted by: physics geek at May 13, 2008 07:04 AM (MT22W)

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