April 28, 2004
1) Iraq killed the Frenchman who discovered the recipe for soap.
2) Of course I'm kidding! That Frenchman hasn't been born yet.
3) Because the French draw blood from potential parents and then cross-match the DNA. That information is used to prevent such a child from being born.
4) Kidding again! We all know that the leeches contaminate the blood samples.
5) Or does the French blood contaminate the leech? I'm confused.
6) Iraq funded Cop Rock.
7) And Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
Saddam was responsible for New Coke- the bastard.
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