June 05, 2008

Paris trip

Received via email. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

Louvre.jpg

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,


'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

Monet.jpg

' I had no Monet


Degas.gif

to buy Degas


Van Gogh.jpg

to make the Van Gogh.'

De Gaulle.jpg

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.


Toulouse.jpg

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .

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