July 09, 2004

No, we're really not anti-Israel

Still more evidence that anti-Semites Incorporated the International Court of Bullshit Justice deserves to be ignored. Excerpt:

The International Court of Justice will rule this afternoon that Israel's security fence, which is credited with keeping suicide bombers out, violates international law, and that it must be dismantled, according to an Israeli official who obtained advanced copies of the ruling.

Here's the response that I'd like to see from Israel:

"We reviewed the ruling from this collection of asshats the members of this court and we respectfully disagree. Please see our enclosed response. You will notice in the photograph that we're all mooning you while simultaneously giving you the finger. Should you be inclined to try and force our compliance, be advised that our soldiers have been warned to shoot any blue-helmeted individuals on sight. Also, I would like to remind you that the half-life of U-235 is really, really long. It would be a shame if the Hague became unihabitable for the 10,000 years.

Fuck off and die Respectfully yours,

The People of Israel

Update: It appears that the United Nations is also recommending that Israel divest itself of nukes to increase regional stability. I kind of think that the letter above needs to be adjusted as follows:

"...we're all mooning you and farting in your general direction while simultaneously giving you the finger."

Posted by: Physics Geek at 02:01 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Oh, come on. EVERYONE knows that live Jews are the biggest threat to world peace. Wait... that should be "to the Third Reich". Sorry. My bad.

Posted by: Harvey at July 09, 2004 06:50 PM (tJfh1)

2 How about Israel divest it self of, um two nukes. 52'05"N by 4'18"E is a good spot to put them.

Posted by: Mythilt at July 13, 2004 05:49 PM (uyzzs)

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