May 02, 2005

Much needed research

I volunteer to be a field op to test this theory. Excerpt:


We already know that beer doesn't actually make you fat but rather fights cancer while promoting world peace and understanding and a brighter future for all our children.

It's no surprise then that we can now confirm what the super-intelligent if somehat wobbly hacks at Vulture Central have known for years: alcohol makes you cleverer.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 03:46 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 GABF, dude, GABF.

Posted by: Jeff at May 02, 2005 05:26 PM (hwktB)

2 All I can remember is one of innumerable verses about various types of alcohol from a Frat song. "For it's Moscow Mules that make us act like fools..."

Posted by: Frank Borger at May 02, 2005 05:59 PM (PUjKD)

3 And here I thought it was Moscow's potatoes...

Posted by: physics geek at May 02, 2005 10:50 PM (auFn9)

4 Are you a man or a mouse? On the other hand, maybe that's how Brain is able to plot to take over the world...

Posted by: Joseph Hertzlinger at May 08, 2005 03:51 AM (Mx4GJ)

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