February 08, 2005

I'm a talentless linker, too

Okay, that's not really fair. After all, Steve doesn't mention people like me in a disparaging way. With one exception, that is: Oliver "Like Lard to Jenny Craig" Willis. Anyway, in this post, Steve mentions that Ollie probably has to change his undies a lot due to the multiple orgams he's experiencing because Howard Dean is likely to become the next chairman of the DNC. Like me, this behavior mystifies Steve. I have many times expressed my dismay at the Democrat leadership becoming a bunch of feces-flinging chimpanzees; most of the Democrats that I know are reasonable people. I cannot wrap my brain around why they would tolerate a freak such as Howard Dean becoming the de facto head of their party. Anyhoo, Steve has comments worth repeating. Excerpt:


I did see one funny thing on Willis's site. He's cabbage-patching on the ceiling because Howard Dean is starting to look like a lock for DNC chairman. To me, this is like the crew of the Titanic forming a chorus line and doing the Charleston while yelling, "Hooray! Hooray! We don't have enough lifeboats!"

This is why the GOP is going to be the controlling party in American politics for at least the next five years. Liberals are just too damn stupid to survive. "We're losing elections because we're too far to the left? What do we need? A shift farther to the left, and BETTER ADVERTISING!"

Yes, idiots, spend more money telling us you're going to give us something we really, really don't want. Honest to God, I feel like sending them money. The more people know about the idiocy of liberalism, the surer they are to vote Republican.

Imagine if the Democrat PR machine had been in charge during the polio epidemic.

Jonas Salk: I need more money. I'm very close to perfecting a vaccine.

Harry Truman: Screw THAT. Let's put up billboards telling people how swell polio is. How does this sound? "You'll never have to walk to school again."

I know that Kos, Atrios, Willis and others of their ilk have fantasies that Howard Dean will lead them to the promised land. They must think that Dean, much like Goldwater, will prove to be the firebrand that reignites their party. I could be wrong, but I think it's far more likely that he will resign the Democrats to permanent minority status. And I don't that that is a good thing.

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