April 23, 2008

How to celebrate in style

Someone asked me how I celebrated Earth Day. He seemed quite offended when I told that I burned 100 gallons of kerosene and 200 pounds of coal while running the AC in all of my cars and my house, with the windows wide open. Also, I ate a crapload of beans so that I wouldn't ignore the methane production. After all, I can't have a bunch of bovine farm animals leading the way, because that would be just wrong.

In case you were wondering, the person in question avoids eye contact with me now. I'm at a loss to explain as to why this is the case.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 11:15 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 ROTFLMAO... I can see your sense of humor is in rare form. ;-)

Posted by: vw bug at April 24, 2008 05:14 AM (FPOeI)

2 Val, most people are quite disturbed by my sense of humor. Yesterday, I told my wife that I hoped my children would inherit my sense of humor. Today, she won't stop crying. I suspect that the two incidents are related, but I cannot for the life of my figure out how.

Posted by: physics geek at April 24, 2008 07:11 AM (MT22W)

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