May 24, 2004
he used to play every day. One morning he had played the first hole
and was just about to tee off on the second, when he saw the most
gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting on the first. The lawyer
waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she
would like to join him and they could finish the round together. To
his surprise the woman agreed and they played the remaining holes. Not
only was this woman beautiful, she was also a good golfer.
When they completed their round, the lawyer told the woman that, not
only was he a lawyer, but he was also a cordon bleu chef and wine
He invited her back to his place for a meal and a few drinks. The
woman accepted enthusiastically and off they went.
Back at the house the lawyer cooked a magnificent meal. In fact it was
more than just cooking it was a performance to behold. They enjoyed
good food, good wine and good conversation.
After the meal, the woman repaid the lawyer with the best oral sex he
had ever experienced. The lawyer was so taken by the beauty and skill
of this woman and desired her no end. He then asked if she would like
to play golf the following morning, to which she agreed.
Once again they enjoyed a great game of golf, a magnificent evening
meal and once more the woman performed sensational oral sex on the
This went on for three weeks when the lawyer finally said to the
woman, "Listen, the golf and the company have been fantastic! But,
there are only so many performances a man can take. When are we going
to have sexual intercourse?"
"We can't," said the woman.
"Why not?" came the reply.
"Because I'm a transvestite" replied the woman.
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