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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad....

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you....

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.....

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get....

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.... !

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.....

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.....

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass...

This is my oath... I pledge till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend! And that's what friends do for each other.

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