October 15, 2008
Chris Matthew: OMG, I think that I just came in my pants!
Keith Olbermann: Much like during the vice-presidential debate, I touched myself repeatedly whenever our country's savior spoke.
CNN focus group: Obama's so pretty. And he's going to give me a free pony!
FNC focus group: McCain sounded like a patriot, but looked like a cancer victim. And Barry's going to give me a pony!
Brit Hume: Well, neither candidate made any gross errors. McCain had the edge on facts, but, in this television age, Obama's visual appeal might have swayed the overall score in his favor.
Chris Matthews: I don't understand what he just said because I came again while watching the tape!
Brit Hume: Uh, Chris? Maybe you could go back to MSNBC and help out your co-anchor Keith. He seems to be in some sort of physical distress.
::Keith Olbermann performing homoerotic asphyxiation while watching tape of the debate::
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