April 29, 2008

Daily Roger Clemens bashing

In honor of the recent disclosure about Clemens' past, I submit the following:


Roger Clemens, disguised in sunglasses and a wide-brimmed hat, snuck into the hotel. When he opened the door to his room, he saw that his girlfriend was packing her suitcase.

"What are you doing?, he asked.

"I'm leaving you,", she replied. "I just found out that you're a pedophile."

"Pedophile, eh? That's a mighty big word for an eight year old."

Posted by: Physics Geek at 06:56 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Hmm. Apparently I missed some news.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at April 29, 2008 09:15 AM (PvqFn)

2 Clemens apparently had a 10 year affair with a country music singer. No shock when a pro athelete diddles someone not his wife, but the affair supposedly began when the girl in question was 15 years old. Clemens, at the time, somewhat older than 15 years old.

Posted by: physics geek at April 29, 2008 10:35 AM (MT22W)

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