February 16, 2005
A really cheap drunk
The central character in this story was convicted of drunk driving after consuming 3 glasses of Listerine. First of all, yuck. Second of all, if she really felt the need to get plastered, she should have chosen the drink preferred by lots of middle schoolers: vanilla extract. Trust me: it's got a lot of alcohol in it.
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Maybe it's a gateway drug. Next thing you know, she'll be drinking Squeeze(Sterno).
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You forgot about Nyquil :-)
Posted by: Harvey at February 16, 2005 09:57 PM (tJfh1)
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Kitty Dukakis, once a prospective First Lady, drank aftershave when desperate. Hence the riddle: What do you call the empty Aqua-Velva bottles on Michael Dukakis's front lawn? Kitty litter.
Posted by: Bob Hawkins at February 17, 2005 08:11 PM (2LKPp)
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