January 20, 2006

A Filthy Lie

I hear that the Puppy Blender has teamed up with OJ to find the real hobo killers. They've been spotted driving a white Bronco around local golf course. Anyhoo, while they're busy, we at the Alliance will entertain ourselves by doing something that the LA county courts have forgotten how to do: examine Glenn Reynolds DNA. Let's get started by powering up the old electron microscope.

Hmm. Interesting( I feel like I should insert a "Heh" or "Indeed" right now). It appears that while most humans have a spiraling double-helix DNA pattern(Ted Kennedy excluded), Glenn Reynolds' pattern is bit harder to pin down. It's moving so rapidly, almost like some spinning metallic blades. Must increase magnification... Here it is! Well, as least his DNA isn't likely to rust. Let's see what else we can find by digging into the gene sequence.

Odd. I don't see the standard adenine, thymine, cytosine and guanine. This is a new sequence entirely. Let's decode:

Protosine and
Protosine again!. Is this the pattern?
Ytrosine. Weird. I've not seen this in DNA before.
Ectosine again. At least some of the bases are duplicated
Ubenosine... Cool. I think that the sequence is repeating now.

I give up. It just doesn't make any sense to me. The pattern comprising Reynolds' DNA appears to completely random and nonsensical. I leave any further investigation to the reader.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 01:27 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Nice! I didn't even think of sequencing the DNA.

Posted by: GEBIV at January 21, 2006 10:40 AM (LXoJ2)

2 I gotta get me one of them DNA thingies for the kitchen :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 21, 2006 04:31 PM (ubhj8)

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