May 17, 2005

Slap your co-worker day is here!



Tuesday the 17th of May is the official "Slap Your Irritating Co-workers" Day. Do you have a co-worker who talks non-stop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff, creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce Tuesday the 17th of May as "SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY"!

These are the rules you must follow:

  1. You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
  2. You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
  3. You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
  4. No weapons are allowed ... other than going at somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
  5. If questioned by a supervisor (or Police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get slapping ... and have a great day.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 02:57 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 Can I do customers, too, or only co-workers? :-) By the way, that guy with the beard in the video looks suspiciously like me :-)

Posted by: Harvey at May 17, 2005 06:19 PM (tJfh1)

2 You mean it's NOT???!!!!!

Posted by: physics geek at May 17, 2005 09:06 PM (Xvrs7)

3 I love this GIF. I could watch it all day. Each time, by the fifth cycle, I'm cracking up all over again. I don't know why, it's not like I dig jockin' the bitches or anything. Maybe it's the whole man-falls-down-manhole thing.

Posted by: Lycan at May 20, 2005 03:40 AM (dHD6C)

4 I wouldn't slap her like that, but I would slap her on the butt with a big o balls!

Posted by: ted at July 14, 2005 04:28 PM (IbUNp)

5 I wish I could really do this ........ do you realize how much stress off your day this would stop. (smile) When you have a bad night .......u could just come slap a co-worker and feel so so much better

Posted by: mack at September 15, 2005 09:37 AM (2Jcl8)

6 if there ever was a fair-god mother availible i would wish for this like world peace!

Posted by: gi at October 17, 2005 12:28 PM (tKwjd)

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