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We will now have a few politically correct terminology lessons:

1. She is not a "babe" or a "chick". She is a "Breasted American".

2. She is not a "screamer" or a "moaner". She is "Vocally Appreciative."

3. She is not "easy". She is "Horizontally Accessible".

4. She is not a "dumb blonde". She is a "Light-haired Detour Off the
Information Superhighway".

5. She has not "been around". She is a "Previously Enjoyed companion".

6. She is not an "air head". She is "Reality Impaired".

7. She does not get "drunk" or "tipsy". She gets "Chemically
Inconvenienced".

8. She does not have "breast implants". She is "Medically Enhanced."

9. She does not "nag" you. She becomes "Verbally Repetitive".

10. She is not a "tramp" - She is "Sexually Extroverted".

11. She does not have "Major League Hooters". She Is "Pectorally
Superior".

12. She is not a "two-bit hooker". She is a "Low Cost Provider".


How To Speak About Men and be Politically Correct

1. He does not have a "beer gut". He has developed a "Liquid Grain
Storage Facility".

2. He is not a "bad dancer". He is "Overly Caucasian".

3. He does not "get lost all the time". He "investigates alternative
destinations".

4. He is not "balding". He is in "Follicle Regression".

5. He is not a "cradle robber". He prefers "generationally
differential relationships".

6. He does not get "falling-down drunk". He becomes "Accidentally
Horizontal".

7. He does not act like a "total ass". He develops a case of
"Rectal-Cranial Inversion". (I Love This 1!!!)

8. He is not a "Male Chauvinist Pig". He has "Swine Empathy".

9. He is not afraid of "commitment". He is "relationship challenged".

10. He is not "horny". He is "sexually focused".

11. It's not his "crack" you see hanging out of his pants. It's "rear
cleavage".

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