Network sues man for being massive jagoff

I don't watch Fear Factor. The concept is predictable: people will do anything to make money or appear on television. Everyone watching knows that the brain donor contestants will be forced to eat something that makes buzzards vomit, snorkel through a septic tank, or watch Michael Moore perform a striptease. In fact, the show gives you fair warning:

"Okay John, now dive headfirst into the bubbling pigshit and then open your mouth to scream for help!"

Viewers with the intellectual capacity of a euglena(no offense to all you single-celled organisms out there) know that maybe NOW would be a good time to find the ALL PORN! ALL THE TIME!! channel. Sure, a large number of viewers will stay, since they're hoping that the chick with big tits will lose her bikini top while puking in the corner, but they don't pretend that they don't know what's coming. So along comes this asswipe who's suing NBC for $2.5 million because he "could not stomach what he saw." Apparently, the nausea prevented him from using the effing remote sitting next to him, too.

Update: I see that Serenity is of the same opinion withr regards to this matter. See story #2.

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