Sven and Ollie were walking downtown when ole looks at some boats tied to the dock and says, "You know Sven, I built all those boats there, and when I walk downtown, no one ever says "There goes Ollie, the boat-builder"."

"Yah," says Sven.

So the two men walk a little farther, and Ollie sees at a row of houses built on the fjord and says, "You know Sven, I built all those houses there, and when I walk downtown, no one ever says "There goes Ollie, the house-builder"."

"Yah," says Sven.

So the two men walk even farther, and Ollie notices a row of cabinets in one of the local shop windows and says, "You know Sven, I built all those cabinets there, and when I walk downtown, no one ever says "There goes Ollie, the cabinet-maker"."

"Yah," says Sven. "You fuck one pig...."

Posted by: Physics Geek at 09:14 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I love this joke in ALL its various incarnations. I hadn't heard "Sven and Ollie" yet

Posted by: caltechgirl at May 10, 2005 03:14 AM (x/Dup)

2 Hmmm... that WOULD explain Michael Moore...

Posted by: Harvey at May 10, 2005 06:46 PM (tJfh1)

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