Michael Ackley's column today is an alternate reality setting for a meeting between Bush and Kerry. Excerpt:

The first speaker opens a rear door of the limousine and a man emerges. He is obviously fit and vigorous, and he bounds up the steps of the inn, flanked by agents talking into their sleeves.

Waiting inside with a rather less impressive retinue is a tall, almost gaunt gentleman.

The man from the limo speaks: "Is that your hair, or are you wearing a porcupine on your head?"

The taller man replies, gesturing to the first man's escort: "Any of these guys carrying weapons of mass destruction?"

The first advances, extending his hand.

"Senator!" he exclaims.

"Mr. President!" comes the answer.

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