I was directed to this site and thence to this article by Dean. Very funny stuff. Excerpt:

After heavy criticism from both African Americans and Hispanics for not having any minorities in the 'upper levels' of John Kerry's presidential campaign, John Kerry today announced that he is seeking a Vice Presidential candidate that is black, Jewish, a woman, must be under 4 feet tall and must be from Puerto Rico or have some type of Hispanic background.

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