August 13, 2004

Normally I don't like to bash the Catholic Church

But crap like this makes me call bullshit. Excerpt:

An 8-year-old girl who suffers from a rare digestive disorder and cannot consume wheat has had her first Holy Communion declared invalid because the wafer contained none, violating Catholic doctrine.

First let me say this: bullshit. And let me add this: complete bullshit. The act of communion is a symbolic one, with the bread representing Christ's body and the wine representing his blood, which was shed for us. But the church is claiming that if the wafer doesn't contain unleavened bread, it's not real communion. Sorry, you can never share in the sacrament if you don't eat wheat. A little gluten can hurt you? A lot? Not our problem; it's your's.

In my opinion, Jesus is hawking up a big loogie in Heaven to splot these assholes with.

Update: John Cole puts takes Catholic Church doctrine out to the woodshed. Let me reiterate my position: this is complete and utter bullshit, and anyone who tries to hide behind doctrine-translation: some self-described infallible man's opinion passed off as gospel- isn't worth arguing with.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 01:54 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Bollocks to that! It takes a LOT to make me swear, but that's just wrong!

Posted by: Sally at August 13, 2004 10:00 PM (a1D32)

2 Reminds me of a boy I met in Italy. One day he was walking to church and absent-mindedly picked an apple off a tree in a field he passed by. He didn't realize until after the service that he'd eaten it before communion--a big no-no in the Catholic church because you're not supposed to 'corrupt' the communion by having food in your stomach when you swallow it. He confessed this to his priest, who told him he was going to Hell. That's it. Go straight to Hell; do not pass Purgatory and do not take $200. No forgiveness, no recognition that the kid hadn't MEANT to take communion after eating, nothing. The kid was absolutely heart-broken because he thought he was doomed beyond redemption. Fortunately he met a Protestant evangelist who told him Jesus was about forgiveness, not stupid and pointless legalism. I'm with Allahpundit on this one: "And you make fun of Muslims for believing Satan lives in their nostrils? Stop chewing on Jesus, you ghoulish freaks!"

Posted by: Kacie Landrum at August 15, 2004 07:13 PM (2kXWX)

3 The maker of worlds has a great way with words.

Posted by: physics geek at August 16, 2004 07:40 PM (Xvrs7)

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