November 24, 2004
Thank you, O Lord, for keeping Heidi Fleiss's mouth shut when it was supposed to be shut, and open when it was meant to be open. Wink, Wink.
Thank you, O Lord, for my magnificent head of hair.
Thank you, O Lord, for my Bank Card commercial which airs every NFL timeout. I make more for that 30-second spot than my gardener Hiyoshi will make in his lifetime, and as You know, those Japs live forever.
Thank you, O Lord, for my wife Denise Richards. She is just as sexy a little slut in real life as she was in "Wild Things," and I need not remind you, Almighty Father, how hot she was in that.
::sniff:: It's beautiful, man. Go read it all to truly get into the Thanksgiving spirit.
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