July 01, 2004

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Whitehouse

From one of my favorite musicals. Yes, there are few lyrics that I just couldn't come up with links to. Any and all suggestions would be appreciated.
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Something familiar,
something peculiar.
Something for everyone,
A comedy tonight!

Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone,
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns.
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!

Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone,
A comedy tonight!

Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone,
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!

Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite!
Open up the curtain,
Comedy Tonight!

Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone,
A comedy tonight!

Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic.
Something for everyone,
a comedy tonight!

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody,
Comedy tonight!

Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--

Something for everybawdy!

Comedy tonight!

Nothing that's grim.
Nothing that's Greek.

She plays Medea later this week.

Stunning surprises!

Cunning disguises!


Hundreds of actors out of sight!

Pantaloons and tunics!
Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!

Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!

Mimes!

Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!

No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
And a happy ending, of course!

Goodness and badness,
man in his madness.
This time it all turns out alright.
Tragedy tomorrow,
comedy tonight!

Posted by: Physics Geek at 03:13 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Is Al Sharpton a baritone? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at July 01, 2004 06:38 PM (tJfh1)

2 Al Sharpton is a festering pustule on the ass of humanity. But I'll think about the linkage. :-/

Posted by: physics geek at July 01, 2004 06:46 PM (Xvrs7)

3 funny.

Posted by: mlah at July 02, 2004 03:11 AM (Ewham)

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