February 22, 2005
Posted by: Physics Geek at
04:00 PM
| Comments (2)
| Add Comment
Post contains 24 words, total size 1 kb.
Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" on "'Fact' Obsessed Bloggers" (4 1/2 minute multimedia clip with a required ad to view first, works poorly on dial up connections). Partial transcript:
Stephen Colbert, Senior Media Correspondent: "I draw the line with these 'attack bloggers.' Just someone with a computer who gathers, collates and publishes accurate information that is then read by the general public. They have no credibility. All they have is facts. Spare me."
Found via the Corner.
And yes, I probably it's probably tongue-in-cheek, at least on the Daily Show. However, it sounds far too similar to what I'm hearing from some of the MSM types.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
02:15 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 133 words, total size 1 kb.
No mention of whether or not the Lorena Bobbit shrine had candles burning in it at the time.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
02:01 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 48 words, total size 1 kb.
===============================================
45 Reasons Why Coffee Is Better Than Women1. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2. Coffee doesn't complain when you've put whipped cream in it.
3. Coffee looks better in the morning.
4. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5. You can always warm coffee up.
6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
7. Coffee is cheaper.
8. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9. Coffee never runs out.
10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15. Coffee smells and tastes good.
16. You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18. You can always get fresh coffee.
19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it will be hot when you
get back.20. They sell coffee at police stations.
21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22. Coffee goes down easier.
23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25. A big cup or a small cup? It doesn't matter.
26. Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
27. Coffee smells good in the morning.
28. Coffee smells good when it's cold too.
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
31. Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
32. Coffee doesn't shed.
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34. You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35. Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37. Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39. When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of
your throat.40. Coffee doesn't take up half of your bed.
41. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
42. INSTANT COFFEE!!
43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44. It takes up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45. Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
03:39 AM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 498 words, total size 3 kb.
February 18, 2005
Thank Harvey for the link.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
05:38 PM
| Comments (2)
| Add Comment
Post contains 53 words, total size 1 kb.
Now go read it all.
Update: I'm taking down the excerpts until/unless I receive permission to post them. I failed to notice the note at the bottom of the speech. While some might argue the Fair Use doctrine, and be entirely correct in their assertion, I have neither the time nor money to fight a copyright infringement lawsuit. I have submitted a request to post excerpts on this site.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
01:45 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 99 words, total size 1 kb.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
01:29 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 39 words, total size 1 kb.
February 17, 2005
Posted by: Physics Geek at
10:22 PM
| Comments (1)
| Add Comment
Post contains 26 words, total size 1 kb.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
09:42 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 40 words, total size 1 kb.
Famous moms
------------------
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is
past your curfew."
MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the
biggest smile you can give us?"
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have
written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea
how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket,
take your hand out of there and show me."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like
the other kids?"
MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like
to know how he got a better grade than you."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair?
Styling gel, mousse, something . . .?"
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can
kiss your allowance good-bye!"
JONAH'S MOTHER:
"That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the
last three days."
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off and get to bed."
Posted by: Physics Geek at
09:13 PM
| Comments (2)
| Add Comment
Post contains 247 words, total size 2 kb.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
07:37 PM
| Comments (5)
| Add Comment
Post contains 20 words, total size 1 kb.
Scientists now know what smell female cockroaches use to entice males. Uh, why exactly does anyone care? Some will mention the potential use as a pesticide. I think they're lying; it's about the love that really should not speak its name.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
07:32 PM
| Comments (2)
| Add Comment
Post contains 55 words, total size 1 kb.
I wonder what the Alliance fitness instructor thinks about this type of exercise?
Posted by: Physics Geek at
04:38 PM
| Comments (2)
| Add Comment
Post contains 118 words, total size 1 kb.
Check out the drubbing that Michael Kinsley and Charlotte Allen inflict on Susan Estrich, metaphorically speaking, of course. Susan's screechy diatribe is reprinted in its full glory. A couple of excerpts:
[Michael Kinsley]
She is right that we should have more women writing for our op-ed page, and she is right that I am bad about answering e-mail, although she is wrong to think that this bad habit is gender-specific. What seems to have popped her cork, however, is an article by a woman that we did run. I'm sorry that she has "never heard of" Charlotte Allen, but I think it may be possible to be a woman even if Susan Estrich has never heard of you. Even a member of the Independent Women's Forum can nevertheless be a woman, perhaps.
[Charlotte Allen]
That sounded to me like what the lawyers call a "non sequitur." After all, to paraphrase Sojourner Truth, I'm a woman, ain't I? And so is my fellow IWF Web-regular Cathy Seipp, who wrote one of the other articles in the package, "La Difference Isn't Rocket Science," making fun of the female MIT biologist who got an attack of the vapors when she heard Harvard's president point out that differences between male and female brains might have something to do with the supposed statistical underrepresentation of women in science. And so was the author of the third article and the two authors who collaborated on the fourth. That's five women on the front page of the Times opinion page. Where's the "discrimination"?... "The article last Sunday was penned by a feminist-hater I have never heard of, nor probably have you, by the name of Charlotte Allen. Her only book was about Jesus ... written eight years ago, and as far as I can tell what she does is to edit a blog for the Independent Women's Forum which is a group of right wing women who exist to get on TV and get in newspapers attacking the likes of us."
I think that translates into: Charlotte Allen is a nobody, whereas I am the great Susan Estrich.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
03:22 PM
| Comments (2)
| Add Comment
Post contains 366 words, total size 2 kb.
Thanks to Jonah for the link.
Update: Looks like Michele agrees with me, albeit in a slightly more forceful way.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
03:08 PM
| Comments (5)
| Add Comment
Post contains 68 words, total size 1 kb.
Posted by: Physics Geek at
01:36 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 44 words, total size 1 kb.
February 16, 2005
Posted by: Physics Geek at
04:07 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 38 words, total size 1 kb.
Not sure whom to vote for? Kevin provided links, which I've copied below the fold. Some things are just too good not to share. more...
Posted by: Physics Geek at
03:20 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 97 words, total size 1 kb.
Maybe it's a gateway drug. Next thing you know, she'll be drinking Squeeze(Sterno).
Posted by: Physics Geek at
02:39 PM
| Comments (2)
| Add Comment
Post contains 78 words, total size 1 kb.
February 15, 2005
Posted by: Physics Geek at
08:18 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 32 words, total size 1 kb.
99 queries taking 0.0891 seconds, 293 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.