So Julia Roberts is expecting twins. Good for her. I might think her political views are nutty, but being a parent transcends all that crap. I hope that she finds the same kind of joy that I experience daily.

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So Big Fat Asshat Michael Moore found a US distributor. Well, there are plenty of Bush haters around, so no surprise there. But STOP CALLING THE FUCKING MOVIE A DOCUMENTARY!

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Wife discovers husband having sex with a chicken. Husband is filled with remorse and kills self after trying to kill his wife first. I guess he was trying to avoid alimony.

Question: what is wrong with people?

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Horny but unprotected? On a booty call without the raincoat? Call 696969 in Sweden and the condom ambulance will be right over. Really.

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So John Kerry decided to flip the bird to a Vietnam veteran while standing at the Vietnam Memorial wall. The vet was out of line, but the response by Senator Kerry provides another glimpse into the effete, elitist mindset of the man who would be King President. The question to ask yourself is whether or not this is the kind of person you want to vote for. I already know my answer. What about you?

Today is Wictory Wednesday. Every Wednesday I ask my readers to volunteer and/or donate to the Bush campaign if they haven't done so already. And if you have volunteered and donated, then get a friend to join you. It's the only way to defeat the lying liberal media.

If you're a blogger, you can join Wictory Wednesday simply by putting up a post like this every Wednesday, asking your readers to volunteer and/or donate to the president's re-election campaign. Be sure to visit these fine participating blogs:

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Saw this article over at Amy Ridenhour's site. I really need to stop by there more often. Anyway, she links to two posts at Who Moved My Truth. I'm always interested when a woman takes issue with the shabby way that men are treated these days. Excerpt:

Sooooo, how's it feel, ladies? Like the shoe on the other foot? Or is it a little tight?

The offensive drivel I posted above was originally written about men. Every time you see a female reference, insert the appropriate male reference, and you will have the original saying (except with the pints of ice cream - that was actually beer). Have you ever stopped to think about how many negative things you hear about men, whether on TV, the radio, or in public? How often do you see the bumbling husband in TV sitcoms? Ever notice how negative commercials are towards men? Listen the next time you hear commercials on the radio or see them on TV. How often do the men get painted as idiots, while a woman comes in a makes the decision since he obviously is incompetent. How about this: ever been to a dinner party, where the hosts are a couple who have been together long enough for the glow to wear off, and every time the guy makes a point, the woman cuts him off? Or insists that he is wrong, it was actually this way, and she proceeds to contradict him.

Talking to men recently has been a learning experience. I know of several who are either unhappily married or going through a divorce. The men were willing, even desperately wanted, to go through counseling, but their wives refused. After all, he does not understand her, he never listens, if he would just be this way or that way, all the problems would be fixed. Could it be that women can not admit when they are wrong or need to change?

Kevin posts a link to this post wherein some campaign timebombs for John Kerry are ticking merrily away.

Update: John Kerry flipped off a Vietnam vet on Memorial Day? I think Ted Sampley was a little out of line, but just how big of an asshat do you have to be extend your middle finger to a Vietnam veteran while standing in fron the Vietnam Memorial Wall? I guess John Kerry decided that the asshat wasn't snug enough; he's decided to start wearing the ass-turtleneck. If he's not careful, his head will push so far in that it comes out of his own mouth, creating a living, breathing Klein bottle. Someone with Photoshop might be able to work up a Kerry Klein bottle. It'd make a great t-shirt.

Pejman links to a story that I heard Glenn Beck discussing this morning: "post traumatic slave syndrome." And no, I'm not making it up.

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Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children. A woman sold her daugher for $3000 and forced her daugher to perform chores for hew "owner" and have sex with him. The whole episode makes my skin crawl. Ugh.

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Now there's a job I'd like to have. Sadly, a panel of experts has already beaten me to the punch and Audrey Hepburn finished atop the list. I have some minor quibbles about the ordering in the list, but by and large the panel picked some extraordinary looking women. I've excerpted the top thirty below, highlighting a few that rank high on my personal list. Life isn't a Friends epsiode, though, I'm not Ross and those choices are purely hypothetical:

1. Audrey Hepburn
2. Liv Tyler
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Grace Kelly
6. Natalie Imbruglia
7. Juliette Binoche
8. Halle Berry
9. Helena Christensen
10. Elle Macpherson
11. Cameron Diaz
12. Princess Diana
13. Kate Moss
Note: Couldn't they have picked someone weighing more than 60 pounds?
14. Charlize Theron
15. Scarlett Johansson
16. Isabella Rossellini
17. Nigella Lawson
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Madonna
20. Jamelia
21. Nicole Kidman
22. Monica Bellucci
23. Audrey Tatou
24. Vanessa Paradis
25. Julianne Moore
26. Jennifer Lopez
27. Marilyn Monroe
28. Julia Roberts29. Liberty Ross
30. Kylie Minogue

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One of your favorite rockers growing while growing up is now hawking batteries for hearing aids. What's next? An ex-Senator hawking Viagra?

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