I hear that Jennifer Aniston is suing a photographer for taking pictures of her while she sunbathed topless. The lawsuit is for invasion of privacy and not for embarrassment, which is a good thing: these pictures show nothing to be ashamed of IMHO, Derbyshire's creep comments notwithstanding.

Update: Yes, I realize that by showing these pictures I'm also invading her privacy. I'll repent of my evil ways whilst taking a very cold shower.

One other thing: if you think that Jennifer is too over the hill to get excited about, I've got a special joke just for you in the extended entry: A guy comes home from work one day and finds his girlfriend packing her things into a suitcase.

"What are you doing, sweetie?"

"I'm leaving you. I found out something about you today that makes me sick to my stomach: you're a pedorast!"

"Pedorast, huh? That's a might big word for an eight year old."

Update: Pictures can now be found here.

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