April 28, 2006
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
Aparently my friends are somewhat at risk simply by hanging out with. Crap, I knew that already. I'm not certain that they know yet. But they will...
April 27, 2006
Irrespective and regardless of numerous objections from readers, I stand by my position that irregardless is not a word. As this explains it is at best "nonstandard" English. The most I am willing to concede to my critics is that the war to keep irregardless out of common usage is surely a losing one.
For a longer explanation of the "word's" controversy check out World Wide Words
I grit my teeth every time that piece of claptrap dribbles from someone's mouth. Gah.
Update: Derbyshire has more:
---Irregardless. A lost cause. I saw the wonderful movie Hester Street soon after it came out in 1975. At the point where the smart-aleck lawyer says: "Irregardless, as we lawyers say..." everyone in the movie theater laughed. Today, nobody would see the joke.
I'm reminded of time back in the 1990s when Websters essentially said fuck it and stopped to point out the distinctions between imply and infer, finally listing them as synonyms. I knew then that the end times were upon us.
April 26, 2006
April 25, 2006
That is all.
April 19, 2006
Cue the music. The curtain rises and it's Tom Cruise!
Tom: I'd like to thank everyone for coming today.
Host: Tom, we're so happy to have you on today. You're here to show us your new cookbook, right.
Tom: That's right, and here it is: After Lunch. After Dinner. Yes, Afterbirth!. Placenta, one of the great untapped food resources in the world today.
Host(clapping): That's great, Tom! Isn't it, audience?
Put it on right after one with the spray-on hair. It'll be huge.
April 17, 2006
I especially like the higher shelf which can be used for keeping things warm!
The problem is very clear since observational evidence does not support todays computer climate models, so there is little reason to trust model predictions of the future. Yet this is precisely what the United Nations did in creating and promoting Kyoto and still does in the alarmist forecasts on which Canadas as well as all of Europes climate policies are based.
The 60 experts, many of whom are European, go on to say that even if the climate models were realistic, the environmental impact of Canada delaying implementation of Kyoto or other greenhouse-gas reduction schemes, pending completion of consultations, would be insignificant. Directing your government to convene balanced, open hearings as soon as possible would be a most prudent and responsible course of action.
That must have been a BIG check from the fossil fuel industry.</sarcasm>
April 14, 2006
Is it really the case that your guys expect me, after months of watching this global governmental cowardice in the face of Islamic intimidation go down, to pin a big "Kick Me" sign on the backs of every one of my employees? Dudes, I worked in the grocery business for most of my career and if I am the last line of defense here, log off and head for the mountain redoubt with a box lunch because the terrorists have won.
However, I believe that, in other cases, capitulation to the Islam uber alles crowd is the order of the day. Patterico understands Borders's position, but finds Comedhimmi Central's cowardly groveling might damned pathetic:
Which brings us back to South Park. One of the most dangerous ideas in the world right now is Islamic exceptionalism. The pernicious notion that Islam is a force above and beyond all human lawand above all human rightsdrives terrorism, empowers fascist movements, and immiserates a huge swath of the world. What insufferable airs. What an indefensible pretense. What a ridiculous pose.
What a laugh. Its consequences are tragedy and atrocity, but radical Islams source is a farce.
The same is true, to a much lesser degree, with Scientology, which hasnt killed anyone but still regards itself with all the touchy, priggish self-importance of a bunch of new-age Ayatollahs. What a bunch of censorious ninnies. Get over yourselves.
If ever there were creeds that needed taking down a notch, these are the ones. Good for South Park for laughing at them. I dont like South Park because they are indiscriminate with their scorn and insult things for the sake of being insulting, but they sure got this one right. And jeers to Comedy Central for shutting them down. Not only does Comedy Central scorn the things that dont deserve it, but unlike South Park, they turn away from insulting the things that really do deserve it. As a civic institution, theyre a complete failure, and theyve misused this important freedom we are fighting to defend.
Update: Michelle Malkin posts some proposed new logos for the network that fellates camels. And although these images are probably copyrighted, I feel certain that their creators won't mind if I share them with both of my readers. So here are two from the Maker of Worlds:
I was hoping for an image of Mohammed screwing a camel bearing Cowardly Central's logo, but that's probably a little too disgusting for Michelle Malkin to post.
Update: Kudos to Damien Penny for coining the prhase Cowardly Central.
April 13, 2006
April 05, 2006
April 04, 2006
We reprint this false alarm not to suggest that the current arguments about global warming are wrong. We don't know them to be right or wrong; there is too much scientific uncertainty clouding the issue. Rather, we simply wish to point out that scientists and the journalists and government agencies who cite them have been wrong on the subject of climate change before, quite recently in fact.
The judgment of the scientific community -- much less the judgment of international political entities or scribblers who cite them as authorities -- should not control this debate. "The science is settled," say the proponents; the consensus exists. But too often the disclaimers and scientific qualifiers get edited out of those press releases. And science is not about consensus in any event. It is about testing hypotheses and building evidence through experimentation.
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