April 20, 2007

Improving geek social skills

Sort of, if you can classify getting it on with a prostitute as improving your social skills, that is. Excerpted in full because Ananova has a habit of dumping their stories:


A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.

Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.

She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.

"Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.

"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.

She added: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.

"Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."

Oh really? What about a 20-sided die that consistently rolls a "1"? Because let's face it, the losers using this service are far more likely to actually hold a painted plastic polyhedron than the actually feel touch of a woman without paying for it.

Posted by: Physics Geek at 11:20 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I don't know... a little experience might do wonders toward boosting their self-confidence.

Posted by: Harvey at April 21, 2007 12:36 AM (L7a63)

2 Heck, it might help some men out there that don't know how to please a woman yet and aren't virgins... ;-) (psst... my hubby is well versed at pleasing me or I wouldn't have married him. GRIN)

Posted by: vw bug at April 23, 2007 11:40 AM (FPOeI)

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