September 14, 2005

Head of household

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Posted by: Physics Geek at 12:14 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 ROTFLMAO! I wish I had this for my Dreaded Wednesdays! This is great.

Posted by: vw bug at September 14, 2005 03:50 PM (J3xJ9)

2 Funny. My wife liked it, too. :-)

Posted by: physics geek at September 14, 2005 04:06 PM (Xvrs7)

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