October 31, 2007

Halloween math humor

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Halloween images part 2 redux

When life hands you old posts, well, you know what to do.
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dr jekyll and mrs hyde.bmp


family reunion.bmp


low carb.bmp


merry thanksgivoween.bmp


peter peter.bmp


who died.bmp

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Halloween images redux

Saw this post from Val and decided to repost last year's stuff. Sue me.
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baby ruth.bmpanger management.bmp


bed webber.bmpcant take it.bmp

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Halloween humor

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

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October 04, 2007

The bitter truth

Harvey posted a quip that I plan to file the serial numbers off of, take across state lines and use as my own:


Coworker: It all depends on whether you see the glass as half-full or half-empty.

Harvey: The glass is chipped and I cut my lip on it.


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October 03, 2007

This is humor?

Via Gerard comes this little SNL clip on YouTube. Truthfully, if the voice were more grating, and the smile a little more I-eat-live-babies chilling, I'd think it was Hillary. Money quote:

"And you, John Edwards, you phony, two-faced, ambulance chasing little rat bastard."
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October 02, 2007

A veritable who's who of washed up has-beens

Where Aren't They Now? over at Cracked offers some post-sitcom career roundups of people who you probably don't remember anyway, except maybe Danica McKellar. I second their comment below:

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